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Two vvomen almost k!lled me today

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Two vvomen almost k!lled me today  I had a terrible experience on Keke NAPEP today.  At the close of work this evening, I took a ride back home but unfortunately two very voluminous homosapiens flanked the ride and abruptly ended my jolly ride.  One of them had mammary glands larger than my head and thighs big enough to create two of me.  I almost suffocated because the women were like *matter, they occupied space and pressed me against the godforsaken vehicle. The one seated next to us had a malodorous whiff oozing from her inner arm.  Just when I was about to give up and drop from the tricycle and look for another one, they asked the rider to stop because they had reached their destination.   I got a breath of fresh air when they alighted but by then I was almost dying.  As soon as the rider rode off, he apologized to me but I was irritated.  The following dialogue ensued between I and him.  Rider: Oga sorry oh. Those women...

Should Christians be comfortable with LGBTQ?

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The devil will stop at nothing until he normalizes the gay culture and debilitates the natural order of sexuality. He is using every tool necessary to ferociously push the rainbow agenda, be it via; politics, pop culture, education and new beliefs.  In his shrewd nature, he is currently utilizing pop culture and media to lead the rainbow crusade and he's fearlessly advancing.  Have you ever wonder why and how your favourite shows would find a way of chipping in or portraying gay or lesbian characters? it's all a scheme to make it look normal and gain sympathy for it.  He (the devil) is very aware that repeatedly portraying and glamorising LGBTQ characters on popular TV shows and movies will gradually begin to register it as normal in our subconsciousness, and we'd begin to accept it.  Our little ones are not spared too, because it's gradually being imported into kiddies' cartoons and movies.  All that we've known and been taught, our moral values, traditions, st...

America Thrives On Propaganda

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America thrives on propaganda and the misfortunes of others to remain relevant. I know you may argue this but before you do, have you ever wondered why America or Americans are always the heroes in movies and others like Arabs, Russians, Vietnamese, Chinese, Koreans, Africans etc. are always the villains? Every week scores of gun violence-related crimes occur but it's hardly circulated in mainstream media, why? your guess is as good as mine.  Movies or shows also called PROGRAMS are designed to make America look good in the eyes of the world and make others look bad or weak.  Have you ever wondered why American troops take wars to other nations yet no foreign troops are allowed in their land? Russia and Ukraine are still at war, guess who instigated the conflict? America and NATO! Normally in movies, a handful of American redheads (mercenaries), CIA agents or black ops would go on a covert mission. They'd fly and descend to a deserted location in Russia and then t...

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The Church is no place for comic relief. Even as believers, it's important that we sometimes take breaks from all our serious activities and whatnot and unwind, but the church is not a platform for comedians.    I often see posters of comedy programs that are scheduled to hold in a church and I wonder how and why we got here. We craze creativity in the church to the extent that we invite comedians and clowns to bemuse us. In a bid to be hilarious and wow the crowd (or congregation) in a language and terms they can relate to, these comedians go as far as saying some sacrilegious stuff to the amusement of the audience.  They say obscene stuff about our Lord, patriarchs, scripture, mode of worship or heroes of our faith just to create comic relief yet we laugh like drunkards instead of rebuking them.  Not that I'm against comedians or their crafts, Nope. I fancy their creative acumen and I must confess it's not easy to crack a joke and get people laughing. C...

Boombaptism by Lyricool x Vincee

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In a bid to serve awesome content and to bring boombap back, outta the box Nigerian CHH rappers, Lyricool Liturgy and Vincee join forces to deliver nothing less than great lyricism laced with the truth. Boombaptism is a systematic theology put to a rhythm. The word “Boombaptism” is a portmanteau of Boombap and Baptism. Boombap is the unadulterated style of rap while Baptism means public identification with Christ Jesus. The song Boombaptism would be released in Volumes featuring prolific CHH Boombap emcees. stream

Officer of the Lord

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I remember when I and my friend wrote NDA examination in 2011. On the day of the examination, the invigilator, a Military Officer caught some candidates coping each other in the hall.  I thought he'd severely punish those caught cheating but he looked at them and laughed.  "If you like photocopy each other's work. Only 5 people will be shortlisted from each State.  Amongst other things, how influential your dad is will also determine if you'll make it or not." he bluntly said.  His words echoed in my mind and i was seriously forlon and discouraged. My dream of becoming a Military Officer was dashed but when I got home, I cheered up and prayed for a miracle.  My guy had high hopes because his elder sister, one fine runs girl like that, knew one top military officer. The man assured her that her kiddo will get shortlisted  πŸ€—  Rumours had it that she paid him in kind and in styles.  Few weeks later, it was announced on radio that NDA had...

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π™”π™šπ™© π™–π™£π™€π™©π™π™šπ™§ π™˜π™–π™¨π™š 𝙀𝙛 π™Šπ™ π™–π™›π™€π™§'𝙨 𝙑𝙖𝙬 excerpt from "π‘ͺπ’‰π’‚π’“π’π’Šπ’†'𝒔 π‘¨π’π’Šπ’ƒπ’Š" an unpublished novel by Samuel Thomas Jr. As soon as he subtly touched her, her body and hormones betrayed her. Passionate kisses and caresses ignited the wild fire of  adultery.  "I still love you Omawumi. Nothing has changed." Charles whispered into her ears and planted a kiss on her forehead. This made her feel special and loved again.  They both knew what they were doing was wrong. She wanted to stop, he wanted to stop too, but they were enthralled. Before they knew it, they were panting and engrossed in hot steamy sex. Apparently, she would have quickly headed home to her husband as soon as she could but Charlie's warmth embrace made her linger for some more. It's obvious that she'd rather stay were she's loved and revered than head home to toxicity.   She laid beside him and robbing his chest affectionately, his heartbeat g...