My beautiful ex and her ugly family

I saw my ex and her husband at the mall with their baby today. They even wore matching outfits. 🙆
Ahswear the pikin ugly, his father's genes must be so strong. 😒

I was by the counter waiting for my fiancée to finish picking up some stuff when I saw Angelica. 

Immediately Angelica saw me she started smiling and whispered something to her husband. He looked at me, smiled, and nodded. 

It was conspicuous that we were happy to see each other after a very long time. The last time we had a chat was when she put to bed. I was away in New Jersey attending a Tech conference when I saw the naming ceremony pictures on her WhatsApp status and I congratulated her. 

When Angelica and her husband got to the counter, I shook her husband's hand but gave a generous bear hug to his wife. It lasted for two minutes. I would have planted a kiss on her forehead but she's married now.  Awkward! 🙄

Gush... I miss her voluptuous udders. They are still galant and fluffy even after bearing a child. Chai! see what nwane is missing 🙆

"Sammy! you are looking very good you know. You've got beards now sef awwwn" she said happily. 

"Hahaha What do you expect? I've got to. You are not looking bad either. You look stunning. Do 360 for me na" I said flirtatiously not minding her husband. 

She almost did a 360 for me, had it not been for the stu.pid fellow she calls a husband, who was standing like a wicked Ifa Priest staring angrily at her dilly-dallying with her ex boyfriend. 

Darling.. meet Samuel Ekeanyanwu, my ex." said Angelica,
"Sammy meet Bolanle my husband and lil Jimmy, our son" 

"Awww what a cute baby." I lied.

"Uh I've heard a lot about you sir. Nice to finally meet you." her husband said 

"It's my pleasure to meet you too sir." I replied, "I hope the things you heard about me don't include the fact that I was a jerk" I said and we all laughed. 

"Sammy you'll never change. Ahswear." Angelica remarked. 

"Honey! we are running out of time, pay the cashier and meet us in the car"

"Mr Samson nice to meet you" Bolanle said obviously angry. 

"No, It's Samuel. Nice to meet you too" 

"Okay. Bye" 

"Angelica it's nice to see you. Your shopping is on me hun." I said, 

"As for that ogre and his son. They are on their own" I said... IN MY MIND. 

"Awwn Sammy hun. Thank you." she said and hurried left with her family. 

For a moment I was caught up admiring her and missing her poise and elegance, and her little temper tantrums whenever I did her wrong. 

"Baby who's that woman you were flirting around with?" 

"Baby me? ha!" 

"Don't baby me please. I just saw you staring at her enormous behind as she walked away" 

"Baby she's my nephew oh." 

"Nephew keh you there" 

"I mean that the baby is my nephew. The mother is my cousin" 

"Babe mechie unu. You think I'm dumb abi?" 

"Baby stop doing this in front of the cashier," 

"Stop acting like a drama queen. I can't have you insulting me and insinuating that I'm a liar in public!" 

"No babe. You are not just a liar but a Lai Mohd. You are a pathological liar." 

"Baby enough!" 

"Babe you are a liar and Lai Mohd needs to learn work from you," 🙆

"That child can never ever be your Nephew. haba! he is too UGLY na" my vivacious fiancée said abruptly. 

I and the cashier laughed to tears. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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