Lyricool Liturgy Blog

Today something really funny happened on my way to Barnawa from Town.  ____________ These two ladies seated in the middle row of the bus were busy talking about people and laughing and then Boom! my friend's name came up. They insulted and said all manner of stuffs against him. He is innocent of some of the aspersions but he is somehow what they said he is - A womanizer!   Unawares to these aproko girls, someone who knew them was seated behind them on the same bus.  As if that wasn't enough, my name came up too. "What's that his fair friend's name again?" The busy body amongst them asked. "Weytin be that him name sef? hmmmm Lyrical or na really cool. That SOV rapper na." her gossip partner replied.  At that moment I became unsettled and anxious to hear what they have to say about me. Mind you, I've never had a conversation with any of them. Hello, hi, good evening and other mild pleasantries was the highest conversation I've ever ...

"I once loved a lady and she broke my heart into pieces, now each piece is loving different ladies" were the exact words Seun Rhema told Judith the day she caught him cheating on her again.  She was hurt and awe-stricken by his audacity to look her straight in the eyes and tell her trash. If she's were not pregnant, I'm sure that she would have picked up her lugage and left his house. That evening her stupid military boyfriend left her all alone because he couldn't handle her nagging and went to the Officers Mess to chill. Judith couldn't sleep as she reminisced over the good times they once had and the red flags she foolishly ignored because she was so damn in love with him and how she got pregnant.  Despite being a serial cheat, she prefered Seun Rhema to me but we remained very close friends.  She called me crying and asking for what to do next. My only regret was that I told Judith to pin the pregnancy on Seun Rhema because I didn't want hi...

Like every other street, Palmview Street is very normal and has everyone going about their daily activities during the day, but is totally different at night, the loud music, colourful lights and sounds of cars going in and out of there every night made it stand out.               People looking for fun often visited the infamous " The Red Bar-Clubhouse " on palmview street to drink and chillax. The club has a bar, a shisha lounge and If you are horny, you can pay a visit to the brothel behind it to have sex with one of the oloshos there. Big, petite, fine, ugly, skillful and all sorts were there to satisfy your urge if you could afford them. Olosho or Ashawo as they are called, are commercial sex workers who imprudently trade their bodies for money. They are the most disciplined business persons you'd ever meet. They don't joke with their business and they don't give out their commodity on credit. "Money for hand, Back for ground" is their...

I've been watching Squid Game these past days and I must confess that the movie is quite intriguing. It kept me drooling  for more drama until the very last minute of the final episode.  Squid Game is nothing short of the reality that we live in. Where the elites pitch us against ourselves and watch in amusement as we ravage each other and the depiction of survival of the fittest (the human animalistic instinct to do whatever it takes to survive). "The series revolves around a contest in which 456 players, all drawn from different walks of life but each deeply in debt, play a series of children's games with deadly penalties if they lose for the chance to win a ₩45.6 billion prize." In this dreadful game, everyone dies and the last Man standing takes it all.  Original movie language: Korean  You can either download the movie and subtitle file or download *XPlayer to watch it in English Language.  Number of seasons: 1 (9 episodes)  If you've seen ...

  Image is subject to copyright A poet without love were a physical and metaphysical impossibility. She is too pretty I thought  She’s keeps staring at me, wooing her would be easy I thought  Shoot your shot, I thought…  I summoned all the courage,  I summarised my best love poem while my heart kept beating fast Bop! Bop! Bop! In a rhythmic frequency only cupid can understand She must be mine I thought…   I don’t need to brag but I’m Shakespeare’s prodigy,  I write and I spit, making your heart my abode is what I’m here for I love you beyond your dazzling smile and your picturesque physique  I can buy you all the beautiful dresses in this boutique  Princess please, gimme the chance to prove my words and worth I jested…  Blushing, disgusted or awestricken?  This I can’t tell  But she stood there smiling like a mannequin  Yes! I wasted my precious time flattering a mannequin     The beautiful girl I thoug...

 Boys Get Raped Too  🔞  I was at the neighbour's house to play football and hide and seek with Ifunanya, Steven and my younger sister when the weird incident occured.  Doris, my neighbour's eldest daughter who was 16years (6years older than me) sent the other kids to buy candy while she kindly asked me to help pick up a book in her room. Before I could pick the book, she followed me into the room and shut the door.  I was startled immediately I saw the girl standing unclad behind me with the door locked. I must confess that I liked Doris but it was just an innocent crush. She was very pretty but I NEVER imagined doing anything nasty with her (yes I was that innocent).  I was shocked because I had never seen a naked grown-up girl before, not even on TV.   Growing up, the NTA and other free to air television stations aired entertaining and informative contents devoid of amorality. Even cable channels were decent enough to cut off the explicit scene...

Dear Parent,  I know you have our best interest at heart and I'm very grateful for everything.  I'm sorry that I and my siblings are sometimes naughty and curious to explore, but I guess it's got something to do with our age.  I'm a novice and I know nothing next to nothing about parental care but raising my siblings and I is beyond providing us with good education, diets and healthcare.  mom, I and my siblings keep wondering why you change the channel each time those actors on TV make out or indulge in 🔞 stuff, yet you've never sat us down to educate us about sex.  I once eavesdroped on your conversation with Ann. you told her that *kissing can get her pregnant, well mom, she knows you are lying🙄 and Tobi has been kissing a girl at school yet she hasn't taken in 🤔🤔🤔 Dad you also told Ann and I that we'll get pregnant if we allow a boy touch us. Hmmmm.. 🙈  I touched a guy at the party last weekend 🤔🤔🤔 does that mean I'd be a mom soon? 🤰🤰🤰 mom...