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Two vvomen almost k!lled me today

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Two vvomen almost k!lled me today  I had a terrible experience on Keke NAPEP today.  At the close of work this evening, I took a ride back home but unfortunately two very voluminous homosapiens flanked the ride and abruptly ended my jolly ride.  One of them had mammary glands larger than my head and thighs big enough to create two of me.  I almost suffocated because the women were like *matter, they occupied space and pressed me against the godforsaken vehicle. The one seated next to us had a malodorous whiff oozing from her inner arm.  Just when I was about to give up and drop from the tricycle and look for another one, they asked the rider to stop because they had reached their destination.   I got a breath of fresh air when they alighted but by then I was almost dying.  As soon as the rider rode off, he apologized to me but I was irritated.  The following dialogue ensued between I and him.  Rider: Oga sorry oh. Those women...